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Personals: J.B. Richardson, CC’13, and Victoria D.O., BC’14

For our first personals of the season, we proudly present J.B, CC’13, and Victoria, BC’14. Interested in wining and dining one of these young academics? Get in touch with us via personals@bwog.com and we’ll give y’all $10 for your hot date. And a final warning: these guys are being braver than you with their hearts, so show some love in the comments.

 

Name, Year, School, Major: J.B. Richardson, 2013, Columbia College, Anthropology

Preference: Guy for Girl

Hometown: Gary, Indiana

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Bloody steak and pinball.

What redeems you as a human being? Humanism is overrated.

Obsessive book series of choice: Animorphs

Library room of choice: Kent

What you think the sexiest animal is: Dolphin

Your guilty pleasure song: “Joppa Road” by Ween

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I don’t watch “Girls.”

Historical Hottie: Abigail Adams

 

Name, Year, School, Major: Victoria D. O., Barnard College 2014, Economics

Preference: Girl for guy/friend/study buddy

Hometown: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Vamos a la playa. Me gusta bailar.

What redeems you as a human being? There are a lot of things that redeem me as a human being. One of them is that I don’t share inappropriate stories online ;)

Obsessive book series of choice: Clifford

Library room of choice: Wait, there’s more than 209?

Sexiest animal: Columbia Lion – rawr!

Your guilty pleasure song: Ai se eu te pego – it never gets old

Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? I like irony. Can’t say the same about “Girls”.

Historical Hottie: Adam Smith. Ricardo’s got nothing on you.

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26 Comments

  • Lonely GIRLS bro.... says:

    @Lonely GIRLS bro.... I was totally gonna ask out Victoria. But then I saw she doesn’t like GIRLS.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous good luck j.b., but the personals ship has sailed for second-semester seniors.for

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous noooooo i’m in love with a senior. YOUR SHIPS HAVE NOT SAILED. CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS, SENIORS. LIKE MAYBE that sophomore girl you sit next to sometimes. for example.

      1. blonde turned ginger says:

        @blonde turned ginger i agree. junior girl here. currently in love with a senior guy i met 2 years (!!!) ago but never really hung out with much and didn’t go on a date with until this semester. he’s graduating in 3 months buuuuuuuuuuuut WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!! I’m praying that his grad school options puts him in a NYC school but even if he doesn’t and/or ends up going to Univ. Chicago instead, he said he would be fine with long distance and would be interested in trying to make it work (I LOVE YOU!!!)

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous When you turned ginger did you lose your soul?

          1. dqueefy says:

            @dqueefy just a few iq points it seems

    2. Second Semester Senior says:

      @Second Semester Senior This comment is more depressing than my job prospects.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous can you please format this a little better?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous can you please format this better?

  • blonde turned ginger says:

    @blonde turned ginger can you please format this?

  • blonde turned ginger's flatmate says:

    @blonde turned ginger's flatmate can you please format?

  • blonde turned ginger's flat says:

    @blonde turned ginger's flat can you please?

  • blode turned ginger's fart says:

    @blode turned ginger's fart Can you?

  • Music Man says:

    @Music Man Gary, Indiana!
    What a wonderful name,
    Named for Elbert Gary of judiciary fame.
    Gary, Indiana, as a Shakespeare would say,
    Trips along softly on the tongue this way–
    Gary, Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary, Indiana,
    Let me say it once again.
    Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana, Gary, Indiana,
    That’s the town that “knew me when.”
    If you’d like to have a logical explanation
    How I happened on this elegant syncopation,
    I will say without a moment of hesitation
    There is just one place
    That can light my face.
    Gary, Indiana,
    Gary Indiana,
    Not Louisiana, Paris, France, New York, or Rome, but–
    Gary, Indiana,
    Gary, Indiana,
    Gary Indiana,
    My home sweet home.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous I thought the same thing, but I kept it to myself.

    2. as a wise man once said says:

      @as a wise man once said “Gary, Indiana is the armpit of the United States of America.”

      1. um... says:

        @um... I’m pretty sure that’s New Jersey

    3. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Gary, Indiana might be the shittiest town in the U.S.

  • Millie the Dancing Bear says:

    @Millie the Dancing Bear @Victoria
    sadface

  • Freddie Gibbs says:

    @Freddie Gibbs Gary, Indiana is some hood shit… That’s Gibbs shit

    1. Baby Face Killa says:

      @Baby Face Killa @Freddie Gibbs: Yeeeh #BFK

  • yay!! says:

    @yay!! I’ve never met anyone else here from Indiana before!!

  • confused says:

    @confused are you saying Girls doesn’t like irony?

  • Wait, Guys says:

    @Wait, Guys It’s a picture of Babe Ruth with an umbrella…
    obsessive book of choice is… Animorphs?????
    Ideal date is… BLOODY STEAK AND PINBALL????

    This is the weirdest personal I think I’ve ever read

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Hey Bwog,

    I’d like to go on a date with Victoria, set us up please.

    1. Alexandra says:

      @Alexandra Send an email to personals@bwog.com!

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