All Bwog remembers from its first high, somewhere behind Mudd during NSOP off campus is red eyes and hot Cheetos. Apparently someone else had a similar experience today on College Walk.

“Do you believe in light years?”

“What do you mean?”

“I do. I think we should measure everything in light years. Like, height, distance, everything. Then you’d know how far back in time the thing you’re looking at was. Think about it–John Jay could have been completely destroyed 0.000000001 seconds ago.”

Either that or the new FroSci homework!

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