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Before I Die Awards

Been there, done that

Been there, done that

Though the Students of AMF and Postcrypt blackboards outside Butler will be there until April 29th, we decided to share with you some of our favorites from today. Today’s “Before I Die” awards go to…

Most Practical: “Pay off student loans”

Most Anti-PETA: “Eat a penguin”

Most Game of Thrones: “Be Lord of Winterfell”

Most Politically-Conscious: “See real democracy in Egypt”

Most I-Ate-A-Carton-Of-Ben-And-Jerry’s-Last-Night : “Love again”

Most Ahh!: “Go cliff diving”

Most Impractical-But-We-Still-Encourage-You-To-Follow-Your-Dreams: “Visit the Horsehead Nebula”

Most Annoying Friends: “Call (617)-880-****”

Most Horny: “Fuck Anthony”

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  • CC 14 says:

    @CC 14 Aww yeahh mine got an award!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous .Have a divorce.’ lol now that’s heaven.

  • Twitch says:

    @Twitch LEGALIZE WEED

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