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General Selection Appointment Times Are Up

Read the title. General Selection, join your peers in the general mediocrity of housing! Make the nerve-wracking choice between Broadway singles and River singles (and then explain about a thousand times where exactly River is and that yes, it is a Columbia dorm)! Relish in the fact that you don’t have to repeat your housing choices to both us and Spec several times over the din of crappy pop music! Whether you’re in front of a computer screen or people handing you stickers, it’ll still probably suck a little. Except for that part where you don’t have to wear pants ever again.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous When will juniors get to choose?

    1. Blunts in Butler says:

      @Blunts in Butler Never.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Probably Juniors start to pick starting Monday. Right?

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