Hi Mr. Bwog,
My name is Chris. I am a freshman. I have a question. What happens to me after Saturday? Am I a sophomore? Or do I have to wait until June?
All week this question has made me go :( ARG ARG ARG WAHAHA CHU CHU :P. I asked my philosophy professor and he told me to shut up and go back to taking my test. I asked the security guard in Hartley and she didn’t hear me because she was reading the Spec. I asked my friend Oscar and he said that he didn’t know. HELP ME Mr. Bwog. You’re my only hope.
Your bestest friend of all,
You can just call us Bwog, although we do take the royal ‘we’. Kidding. Maybe.
We’re a bit divided on this issue, but the staff has a few possible criteria for defining at what point you really level up.
- “You are a sophomore once you get enough credits. So if you pass all your frosh classes, yes.”
- “‘Rising _____’ is a real thing invented for situations like this.”
- “Technically not until you’re back at school, but bitches love older guys, so say you’re a sophomore anyway”