Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
Articles

Bwog In Bed: Oversleeping

Our eyes are still closed

Our eyes are still closed

It’s 11:30 a.m., you say? But we could have sworn it was only 8:15 when we pressed the snooze button…

Bwogline: New York may allow non-citizens to vote in certain local elections; it would make New York the first major city in the country to do so.

Finals tip: Carrying around your books for weeks in your bag basically means you’ve learned their contents after a certain point — no actual handling them necessary! So be sure to have every single CC text in your backpack at all times; occasionally shuffle them into a different order to really get a nuanced grasp of the arguments inside them.

Procrastinate: Read about people cooler than you who are eating better food than you.

Overheard: By EC: “I came so hard I got tinnitus!”

People who woke up later than us via Wikimedia

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.

 

Have Your Say

Most exhausting walk on campus?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Favorite Comments

*sigh* If only we could drop politicians from tall buildings instead. (read more)
20 Memes To Airdrop Everyone In Your Large Lecture Class
March 17, 2019
In the 1930s politicians would drop fliers from tall buildings on pedestrians below (read more)
20 Memes To Airdrop Everyone In Your Large Lecture Class
March 17, 2019

Recent Comments

*sigh* If only we could drop politicians from tall buildings instead. (read more)
20 Memes To Airdrop Everyone In Your Large Lecture Class
March 17, 2019
In the 1930s politicians would drop fliers from tall buildings on pedestrians below (read more)
20 Memes To Airdrop Everyone In Your Large Lecture Class
March 17, 2019
You are amazing!!! (read more)
Barnard Academic Award Recipients Announced
March 16, 2019