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Things that are innocent in every way

Things that are innocent in every way

We figured y’all might need a few light-hearted things to round out this week. So did SWP the Puppy Coalition. To that end, your favorite stress-relievers — THE PUPPIES — are coming back to John Jay to banish your woes. Tomorrow from 2:00 to 3:30 in the John Jay and Furnald lounges, countless (okay, around four) canine companions will be waiting for your love and overly aggressive petting, with special guest of honor Mister Mattingly of previous Bwog fame making a comeback. We know Bwog will be first in line for some study breaking, stress relieving and general good feelings. Who doesn’t need that after this week?

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous What day Bwog

    1. here you go, bro! says:

      @here you go, bro! “Tomorrow from 2:30 to 3:30”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous This week being what it’s been, those puppies are going to be implicated in a cheating scandal or some shit.

    1. same guy as above says:

      @same guy as above Those puppies are literally going to be Adolf Hitler

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous Adolf Spitzler

  • swp member says:

    @swp member For the record, and just to clear up a long held misconception, the student wellness project isnt(and has never been) the group that brings puppies to campus, as much as we love them. That credit goes to the puppy coalition, which is unrelated to us.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Yes, the student wellness project has never done anything useful

      1. Um says:

        @Um They’re kinda doing major policy work…

    2. cc 13 says:

      @cc 13 Yo SWP dude. You should encourage weed usage in a responsible, mature manner. Honestly, it would probably do a lot more to relieve student stress than bringing dogs, etc to campus.

    3. wait says:


  • Alum says:

    @Alum I’m pretty sure this means the apocalypse has been canceled.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous What kind of puppies will be there

    1. rly tho says:

      @rly tho This is an urgent question responses r appreciated thx

  • so says:

    @so Are these real puppies or just dogs we’re calling puppies? It makes a difference…

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous theyre dogs. not puppies. this whole event is a fucking sham and im tired of it. fuck you, bwog for advertising this lie. fuck you student wellness for associating yourself with these asswipes. fuck you puppy coalition for selling yourself out to these disgusting old dogs, way past their prime. how’re we supposed to releive ourselves from stress without real young, soft puppies… fuck this shit

      1. Sparce Battlechip says:

        @Sparce Battlechip Wow. I think you need to “relieve your stress” by jacking off a couple times. These dogs can make people happy regardless of how old they may be. Fuck you and your ageism. The last thing this campus needs is more discrimination.

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous what do you think im trying to do? i cant just get off to a bunch of old dogs, with their dried up selves to touch.

          way to be judgemental btw. you’d think at columbia we’d be more accepting of all sexualities, and not call it discriminatory to have different preferences than your own. #equal rights #marriage equality #congratsdelawareandrhodeisland

      2. 14 says:

        @14 “How’re we supposed to releive ourselves from stress without real young, soft puppies… fuck this shit.”

        This is the greatest comment I’ve ever read.

      3. Lolita says:

        @Lolita Is there a registered dog offenders list?

  • Puppy Coalition says:

    @Puppy Coalition They are going to be here from 2:00 – 3:30!

  • SEAS '13 says:

    @SEAS '13 Only at Columbia is petting puppies yet another stressful event. You have to wait in line to get a few minutes to touch a dog amidst a crowd of other groping arms. No thanks. I’ll just wait a couple weeks when I’m back home with my dogs, where I can pet, hug, squeeze, wrestle with, and all-out smother them with affection, and where they can return it with disgusting, slobbery kisses.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous uggh we have to wait in line?

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous ugh. typicall columbia priviledge. think you can have your puppies handed to you on a platter. get off your high horse, douche

        1. but maybe says:

          @but maybe he wouldn’t be on a high horse if he had his fucking puppy!

        2. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous I don’t wait in line for anything or anybody. How is that privilege?

    2. stacks in 5 says:

      @stacks in 5 if you want to pet, hug, and squeeze me in a disgusting, slobbery way

  • meow says:

    @meow where are the kittens?

  • Coach Pete says:

    @Coach Pete puppies are for nerds #BANGBANG #hahneeeeeerds

  • Borat says:

    @Borat How you cook this dog?

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