1. cinnamon raisin pizza bagel  

    true story. happened to me too

  2. meh pizza  

    forgot to add the inevitable "Pizza again" after realizing (1) Don't have time for pasta line, (2) I don't even want to eat but I haven't in 7 hours because of this god damn problem set, and (3) what even is bulgar, why can't they just make regular food?

    CU Dining Pizza results in a negative-feedback loop.

  3. Blunts in Butler  

    Fuck it, I'm stoned and I'm going to JJ's!

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