Nobody can decide what to do about Syria.  (Time, BBC, CBS, NYTimes)

Football season is officially back.  Bwog thinks that’s…great. (Washington Post)

George Zimmerman’s wife filed for divorce “after much soul searching and recent disappointments.”  We can’t at all imagine what she may be referring to. (USAToday)

“‘You can’t feel sorry for yourself,’ Joe Girardi said after another 4 hours and 32 minutes of punishment.”  And we thought finals were rough.  (Star Ledger)

The N.S.A. can see everything.  Even if you’re on incognito mode.  Happy web surfing! (NYTimes)

Finally, Katy Perry released the video for Columbia’s new fight song: