IPhoneiOS7 is kind of ugly and hard to download, but we’re stuck with it anyway. Embrace it! (Telegraph)

Syria isn’t even pretending they don’t have chemical weapons anymore. (The Atlantic Wire)

Julie Chen’s bosses are really, really sorry they pressured her to have plastic surgery that one time almost twenty years ago and she did. (Hollywood Reporter)

That lady on the Q train might have been doing more than just eating a gyro. But as long as you didn’t notice it’s cool, right? (Cosmo)

The Fed still thinks the economy is really screwed up. On the plus side, that means it’ll keep helping out. (NYT)

iOS7 demo via Wikimedia