To prove to Daddy I’m not a fool

Welcome back, everyone!  It’s Thursday and you know what that means: it’s time for Drinking With Bwog.

This week, we want to celebrate each of the returning classes.  Try out these fab drinks, designed by your super-knowledgable Bwog staff to fit what you probably have in your room right now.

The NSLOPPY

• Nikolai
• Bacardi
• Orange juice
• Coke from the new John Jay vending machine

Pour all ingredients into a red solo cup, swirl by motion.

The Sophomore Slump

• Half cup Gordon’s gin
• Half cup tonic from that kid down the hallway

Mix with the fork you stole from John Jay.

The Third Time’s A Charm

• 1 oz. Fireball Whisky
• 2.5 oz. raspberry lemonade
• A lemon wedge you can’t remember if you or your stRuggles suitemate bought

Serve to friends in a mug, since you already ran out of regular cups and feel too free to clean your dishes quite yet.

The Columb14

• 1 cup blanco Vermouth
• 1/2 cup pineapple juice
• 1/2 cup white cranberry juice
• Ice

Make as much as you want in a pitcher, mix with a ladle like lemonade.  Use a sponge and soap when you have to clean the mess off your EC kitchen counter tomorrow morning.

Your first grade teacher’s cover photo via Shutterstock