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Freshmen Say the Darndest Things

All weekend, Bwog has been listening to freshmen first-years new students struggle with life, love, and geography. Here’s what we overheard:

“Can you like, test out of PE?”

“…well, first I went to 1020 and it was disgusting, but then I went to Cannons and it was SO FUN!”

“I didn’t think I would get into an Ivy League at all!”

“Are we going to Duane and Reade?”

“I don’t speak very Ivy League, so…”

“I don’t usually go out, but we have to be like, social now, right?”

Outside the Heights: “Why don’t I see any of these girls on Tinder?”

Outside 1020: “I just want, like, a skinny, nerdy guy!”

In a Reid elevator: “My roommate has had a different boy over every night. Like, I’m okay with it, but a girl should really only take so many guys’ virginities.”

And if you hear something cool while eavesdropping on random people, send it to tips@bwog.com

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15 Comments

  • Van Owen says:

    @Van Owen Last girl was def a senior

    1. No says:

      @No Reid is a first year dorm.

      1. Van Owen says:

        @Van Owen Then I guess FWUG is now a thing.

      2. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous dafuq is reid?

        1. millie the dancing bear says:

          @millie the dancing bear a barnard dorm, obvi

        2. barnard housing says:

          @barnard housing check it out: http://barnard.edu/reslife/housing-options/reid

  • cc14 says:

    @cc14 ew cannons

  • actual question says:

    @actual question do phys ed classes still start the second week?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous lol checkout dis freshman, saying darnded things.

    2. another legitimate question says:

      @another legitimate question when’s orgo night?

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous last night, like it always is

        1. Darnded Freshman Dan says:

          @Darnded Freshman Dan Aw shoot, it was last night?! Well, there’s always next semester I suppose…

    3. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous yes!

  • junior says:

    @junior “should that be double spaced?”

  • dude says:

    @dude “Dude, Columbia’s sweet, dude”

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