So Justin Bieber was carried onto the Great Wall of China. This comes as no surprise.
Kentucky Fried Chicken, known as KFC by the masses, has just released “Go Cups.” Now you can eat fried chicken and get in car crashes at the same time.
The NYC Opera has filed for bankruptcy. Instead of going to the opera for Music Hum, you now get to Spotify Susan Boyle.
A Columbia professor analyzed the orbit of Earth in Grand Theft Auto V. We can’t even pretend like that isn’t cool.
And some crazy man jumped in the ocean to help save a shark. Fish are not friends. They are food.
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