According to a tip, a urinal in the John Jay 5 men’s room is flooding.

The urinal is pissed.
A straight flush.
The biggest leak since Snowden.
Who’s in trouble? Urine trouble!
I hate John Jay.
Fuck this place.
Suck my dick Columbia.

John Jay 5 Men's Room FloodedRemember that you can call Columbia Housing 24/7 at (212) 854-2779 for emergencies like this one.