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A Straight Flush

According to a tip, a urinal in the John Jay 5 men’s room is flooding.

The urinal is pissed.
A straight flush.
The biggest leak since Snowden.
Who’s in trouble? Urine trouble!
I hate John Jay.
Fuck this place.
Suck my dick Columbia.

John Jay 5 Men's Room FloodedRemember that you can call Columbia Housing 24/7 at (212) 854-2779 for emergencies like this one.

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10 Comments

  • really, bwog? says:

    @really, bwog? STOP THE PRESSES, (one small aspect of) COLUMBIA HOUSING IS BROKEN.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous you don’t care this time because it didn’t affect you. but what if that was your bathroom?

      1. oh you freshman says:

        @oh you freshman that guy was right, this happens all the time.

        just because you come from a privileged background and have never dealt with such issues before doesn’t mean you need to whine about it to bwog.

        protip: this will happen repeatedly while you are here. shocking, i know.

        and try to take the stairs while you’re at it, will ya?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous These posts are really dumb. I am sure the toilet at your house has never flooded before.

  • JJ5er says:

    @JJ5er This is a rather common occurrence here. Personally, I opt to use bathrooms in such buildings as Pupin and Lerner — honestly, there’s a toilet blown up in that bathroom at least 5 times a week.

  • take your dumps in noco says:

    @take your dumps in noco it’s a way of life…you’ll be so glad that it doesn’t smell that you’ll never be able to use jj again…

  • This should be studied in Art Hum says:

    @This should be studied in Art Hum Epic picture, really captures the gravitas and intensity of the situation

  • y'all are disgusting sometimes says:

    @y'all are disgusting sometimes I think I’m going to graduate with a concentration in finding good bathrooms.

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