Behold: registration is nigh! As Bwog combed the bulletin, an itch in the back of our SSOL audit report reminded us that there are not one but two physical education requirements. But with all these activities to choose from, how do we progress from here? Bwog has begun our very own PE Madness Tournament to determine the ultimate gym class.
We started out with 28 major courses offered in the Spring 2014 semester. We trimmed a few things: all styles of yogas are included under “Yoga;” baseball and softball are one category; all levels of different sports (i.e. beg/int/adv or beg/lap swim) have been condensed into one.
Bwog then split the courses into four categories: Weird (i.e. unusual things to do), Back to Summer Camp (i.e. basic sports), Masturbatory (i.e. self-motivated), and Cathartic (i.e. fighting faces on). Among the seven activities, we did some loose rankings in order to set up the bracket:
Bwog’s handwriting sucks but we were in too deep when we realized we could’ve done this on a computer.
Red (top left) = Weird
Blue (bottom left) = Masturbatory
Green (top right) = Back to Summer Camp
Pink (bottom right) = Cathartic
After careful deliberation, here are the results from Round One:
Oh god seriously who let Bwog do this by hand
Back to Summer Camp:
And so we’re down to the Sweet 16! Come back next time to see who gets closer to the win.
Editor’s note: all decisions are made with absolute subjectivity, based mostly on stereotype and anecdotal testimonials.