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A Call for Closing Remarks

Definitely puppy.

Orgasm or dead puppy?

*Ring Ring* “Yello?” “Hi this is Bwog. We just wanted to ask you if” *Click* “Gah, what a dick.”

It is looking to be about that time of year again. Classes are ending, review sessions are happening, and teachers are saying some weird shit. Bwog, of course, wants to hear about it!

Be sure to send in any interesting tidbits/morsels/scraps/delicacies and nibbles that your professors drop to Or if you are feeling adventurous, post it in the comments. If you are really adventurous, use your own name!

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  • Orgasm or Dead Puppy? says:

    @Orgasm or Dead Puppy? Why not both?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Gross (Discrete Math) gave a nice thank you to the class. This was remarkable because he’s retiring, and it was his last class ever. He’s taught at Columbia for 45 years, including teaching Discrete Math for 30.

    Thanks, Gross!

    1. Edsger Dijkstra says:

      @Edsger Dijkstra This was a nice moment. He’s a real stand-up guy!

  • Prof. Roma says:

    @Prof. Roma [gestures to two students] “I was rooting for you to fail.”

  • anon says:

    @anon Here is what Prof. Cannon said when he heard someone complain about him after class today:

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    1. CC'16 says:

      @CC'16 guerrilla*

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous I am very confused by this comment.

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