Fuck the snow

It takes balls just to go outside in this

Juno actress Ellen Page reveals she is gay and wants to help others have an easier time than she did. Said Page (well, Juno): “Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright?” (CNN)

The snow could actually be worse. This might make you feel a little better about getting slush in your shoes every time you step out. But probably not.

These might be cute if they hadn’t been made at Hahvahd. (CNET)

What you really hope your teacher will never do. (The Times of Trenton)

You braving the snow with an umbrella via Shutterstock