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Personals: Jared and Salonee

Get ready to fall in love, Columbia. We’re kicking off this year’s batch of Personals with a double-hitter: Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman. If you want to take one or both of these awesome humans on a date, email personals@bwog.com and we’ll set it up (furnished by ten whole dollars). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to personals@bwog.com and the face (or in this case, faces) to the right could be yours.

Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman

Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman

Name, Year, School, Major: Salonee, 2014, CC, History

Preference: Lady for a dude.

Hometown: Santa Monica, CA

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Famiglia. “How is your thesis going?”

What redeems you as a human being? 100% believe magic is real.

Library room of choice: Reference Room.

Beverage of choice: Coffee. Whiskey/ Ginger. Fireball.

Guilty pleasure song: I’m too damn old to feel guilty about music. Join me. Give up shame for Lent. If I’m drunk, I will cry at “Space Oddity.” I am a little bit ashamed of that.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Unclear. But, can promise I will be at Trivia Night on Tuesday night.

Historical Hottie: Bhagat Singh

 

Name, Year, School, Major: Jared Odessky, Junior, Columbia College, History/Political Science 

Preference: Guy for guy

Hometown: Plantation, Florida (seriously)

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “I’m a Republican.”

What redeems you as a human being? My selfie game

Library room of choice: If I don’t say Butler 209, Malina Welman is going to kill me.

Beverage of choice: Daytime—seltzer. Early evening—Brooklyn Winter. At 1020—gin and tonic.

Guilty pleasure song: Timber, but I don’t feel that guilty about it, so if I’m being honest here I would have to say Give Your Heart a Break by Demi Lovato

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Standing drunkenly in front of the cold oatmeal section of Westside choosing between blueberry and peanut butter

Historical Hottie: Klemens von Metternich

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15 Comments

  • Wenyi says:

    @Wenyi Where is the cold oatmeal section of Westside?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Across from the cheeses. Its semi-secretly the best thing at Westside.

  • anon says:

    @anon Maybe its a bad picture but that girl is ugly. Good luck getting a date.

    1. Tastemaker says:

      @Tastemaker Excuse me, bitch? Let’s see your crusty face then. Do something productive instead of continuing to stuff cheetos puffs down your greasy throat and getting the orange dust all over the 1997 IBM computer keyboards at the New York Public Library to hate on others.

      1. anon says:

        @anon sorry im not a poor fuck. I can afford my a nice new computer and I have my Butler feed me Cheetos so no dust on the keyboard you pleb

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous You can honest to god go fuck yourself. I sincerely mean that. I have no idea why people like you even exist.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Wow, so original and clever. I’d love to see what you came up with for your admissions essay.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous FUCK YOU DUDE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOURE DUMB

    1. yeah seriously says:

      @yeah seriously and she studies history? dream girl.

      1. anon says:

        @anon so your saying she can’t handle a real major?

    2. No disrespect but.... says:

      @No disrespect but.... I’d hit that like ASAP she cute

  • jj10 says:

    @jj10 jj10 love forever
    a poem
    that jared he’s so fine i think that every time i see him through the window or outside sometimes i even see him at westside

  • Floormate says:

    @Floormate This dude is my neighbor. He is a chill person. Good luck mate!

  • Salonee says:

    @Salonee You are stunning! Wow

  • RR says:

    @RR Jared

    You are stunning! Wow

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