Get ready to fall in love, Columbia. We’re kicking off this year’s batch of Personals with a double-hitter: Jared Odessky and Salonee Bhaman. If you want to take one or both of these awesome humans on a date, email firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll set it up (furnished by ten whole dollars). If you don’t, we still think you deserve a shot at love. Fill out our short questionnaire and send a picture to email@example.com and the face (or in this case, faces) to the right could be yours.
Name, Year, School, Major: Salonee, 2014, CC, History
Preference: Lady for a dude.
Hometown: Santa Monica, CA
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Famiglia. “How is your thesis going?”
What redeems you as a human being? 100% believe magic is real.
Library room of choice: Reference Room.
Beverage of choice: Coffee. Whiskey/ Ginger. Fireball.
Guilty pleasure song: I’m too damn old to feel guilty about music. Join me. Give up shame for Lent. If I’m drunk, I will cry at “Space Oddity.” I am a little bit ashamed of that.
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Unclear. But, can promise I will be at Trivia Night on Tuesday night.
Historical Hottie: Bhagat Singh
Name, Year, School, Major: Jared Odessky, Junior, Columbia College, History/Political Science
Preference: Guy for guy
Hometown: Plantation, Florida (seriously)
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: “I’m a Republican.”
What redeems you as a human being? My selfie game
Library room of choice: If I don’t say Butler 209, Malina Welman is going to kill me.
Beverage of choice: Daytime—seltzer. Early evening—Brooklyn Winter. At 1020—gin and tonic.
Guilty pleasure song: Timber, but I don’t feel that guilty about it, so if I’m being honest here I would have to say Give Your Heart a Break by Demi Lovato
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Standing drunkenly in front of the cold oatmeal section of Westside choosing between blueberry and peanut butter
Historical Hottie: Klemens von Metternich