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The Hottest Club At Columbia Is The Paint Bar

One genius Carman resident decided to take room decor to the next level and got pretty HGTV on their dorm room. Moving out the furniture, the student installed a bar (bought off of Craigslist) and threw a huge party last night in his room to celebrate it. Bwog received a storm of photos and tips and, well…just see for yourself.

NB: Housing charges $300 per wall for repainting a room after checkout. We hope he charged a cover last night.

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  • YES says:

    @YES This is maybe one of the best things to happen to CU. People need to let loose here!!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous see, somebody managed to have a fun, irresponsible collegiate party without dressing up like cultural stereotypes!

    more paint, less white girls in sombreros pretending they look like an olympic team

    1. Dude says:

      @Dude Just shut the fuck up

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous neverrrrrr

      2. anti pussification of america says:

        @anti pussification of america you sound like me. i’m glad my attitude is catching on. keep up the good work, comrade

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous pussies are awesome, why wouldnt we want to pussify america

  • TEAM OCHO says:

    @TEAM OCHO ocho turnt. still the nsloppiest!

    1. woooo says:

      @woooo 2 turnt

  • also says:

    @also And the host got CAVA’d for his fourth time. Who else bets he doesn’t last the semester?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Idk the host but he is my hero.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous How does he have so much money / explain that to his parents?

    3. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous he’s an alcoholic (<—-not even saying this objectively). The kid has a legit problem, and he needs help.

  • Bringing New Meaning says:

    @Bringing New Meaning To the phrase “Person of Color”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I’m fighting back my jaded-ness to say that I’m actually…impressed…with these freshmen.

    Question: where did they move the furniture to?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous They stashed everything in the other room in the suite

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous @Anonymous: The other room.

  • So... says:

    @So... I understand that this was intended to be fun and let students party and get fucking crazy (which is cool)….but just TWO POINTS I can’t help but bring up.

    1. So…disregarding the fact that it was pretty irresponsible to throw a huge party with booze in an underclassmen dorm….it was REALLY DUMB for Bwog to post this. Because the administration could easily see this because everyone reads Bwog (Huffingon Post…Ivy Gate…everyone) The Office of Residential Life could initiate a search of all the dorms in Carman and you can’t hide a BIG ASS bar that you installed in the middle of your room. So it’s super easy for them to figure out who did this. To be honest, the administration understands that freshmen WILL drink…duh you’re in college. And they will turn a blind eye if no one sees you with the alcohol and you don’t throw a huge ass party. But this is basically begging for their attention. There are pictures of TONS of alcohol and a clear indicator of what the room looks like.

    2. I can’t help but feel like this is some poor kids attempt to get people to really like him. Which is okay, because I totally understand the pressure. But honestly…if half of those people partying it up in your dorm had to chose between YOU and an A-….they would throw you under the bus. And I really hope you don’t get into trouble for this…but I really don’t see how you won’t. So next time…try not to shoot yourself in the foot for other people’s enjoyment.

    I admire your spirit kid! And I’m sure the party was bad ass…but next time…try and be a little smarter about how you break the rules.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Well, if this guy gets booted from the CU, it will be because he, like noble Icarus, flew too close to the sun.

      You reach for the stars, so that if you fall, you’ll land on a cloud.

      1. True except... says:

        @True except... Icarus crashed and died

        1. Ovid says:

          @Ovid No, he drowned.

    2. i mean says:

      @i mean the RAs of Carman are fully aware of the situation (there were multiple CAVAs!) and he’s probably losing housing. so chill out, it’s not like bwog broke this story

  • Noah says:

    @Noah Whoever he is, he has excellent movie taste if the Le Samourai poster is any indication

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Columbia needs more– many more– kids like this!8

  • Tru Carmanite says:

    @Tru Carmanite This was on the same floor as the nine-RA NSOP party, just saying…

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Some of the paintings were actually beautiful. I wish someone got a full panorama or something. This place should be preserved

  • Lee Bollinger Obama says:

    @Lee Bollinger Obama give this man a medal

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous and this guy may get expelled? I know death and expulsion aren’t exactly equal, but the metaphor still works since in both cases the cause of our hero’s demise, be it expulsion or death or a fuckoff huge fine, came about directly as a result of what hoisted him/her to such heights in the first place.

    Unless I’m being dense right now and there’s something I’m missing. I’m tired, cut me some slack.

    1. ^same person says:

      @^same person well shit this comment didn’t reply to the one I meant it to. Pretend it’s answering the one reading “Icarus crashed and died.”

  • 8 fan says:

    @8 fan I hear his suite mate snuck a keg into carman for his birthday. These kids are nuts! I hear that same kid is like the hottest guy in the freshman class.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous @8 fan: i hear he does car commercials… in japan

  • Total Power move says:

    @Total Power move With money like this kids got, I’m sure he’ll pay for all the damages no problemo. Probably a little probation, maybe some awareness stuff, you know the deal. I am in awe of the cojones on this guy.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous MIT lets people paint all over one of their dorms. Why can’t Columbia do the same with Carman?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Can confirm. I stayed in one of those dorms over the weekend and it was really cool.

  • turn down says:

    @turn down for what?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Seriously?…the host has been cava’d 4 times..FOUR?

    Also, don’t you have to have sit-downs with the dean of reslife each time your intoxication results in getting cava’d and/or hospitalized?

  • Concerned Parent says:

    @Concerned Parent Oh my God! These kids are so irresponsible! Who ever would have thought this would happen at such a prestigious institution?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Psssssttttt…. it’s COLLEGE. Frankly, Columbia could use a lot more people like this. Kid’s a visionary.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Please find something better to do with your time, helicopter parent.

  • judging says:

    @judging lol ravenswood

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous the habboosh administration isn’t going to be happy about this

  • LMS says:

    @LMS if you can’t even

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Dunno if anyone actually uses this but here you go:

  • RA Dude says:

    @RA Dude Not gonna lie, this room is pretty fucking dope.

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