Mar

6

What Does Your ButCaf Order Say About You?

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Nine Awake bars, one of those cheesecake brownies, and two shots of straight espresso. 
You have two psets and a midterm tomorrow. You’ve already unbuckled your pants, and the button’s starting to come undone as well. Fuck the meaningless beauty standards of the patriarchy. You’ve got shit to do.

It’s late and you’re hungry and 209 has drained you of any and all last remnant of spirit. You need a pick-me-up, and ButCaf has just the thing (lol). No matter what you pick, rest assured that it not only speaks to the true nature of your soul, but also that everyone is judging you. Choose carefully.

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1 Comment

  1. Oh I get it  

    This shit's trying to be a lazy Buzzfeed quiz

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