1 CommentsIt’s late and you’re hungry and 209 has drained you of any and all last remnant of spirit. You need a pick-me-up, and ButCaf has just the thing (lol). No matter what you pick, rest assured that it not only speaks to the true nature of your soul, but also that everyone is judging you. Choose carefully.
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- One of those $9 healthy sandwiches + greek yogurt + skinny vanilla latte. You’re not at Milano, betch. (Wo)man up.
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- Apple and herbal tea. Fucking vegan. Those apples aren’t even that good. You’re not fooling anyone. We bet you’ve got a huge stash of donuts in your underwear drawer. Side note: that blackberry earl thing is actually quite good.
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- Orange cranberry scone and chai latte. It’s 1:59 and you can’t make it to Starbucks in time for closing. You know you’re setting yourself up for disappointment here, but you can’t help but hope.
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- Nine Awake bars, one of those cheesecake brownies, and two shots of straight espresso. You have two psets and a midterm tomorrow. You’ve already unbuckled your pants, and the button’s starting to come undone as well. Fuck the meaningless beauty standards of the patriarchy. You’ve got shit to do.
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- Bagel loaded up with dollops of cream cheese, Stacey’s, banana, and large tea with like twenty packs of sugar. As if the sunglasses and bedhead weren’t sign enough. You’re hungover. Nothing here is greasy enough so maybe you’ll stop by JJ’s later. You’ve heard good things about the mozzarella sticks.
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- What if I told you I could make this… taste good?
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@Oh I get it This shit’s trying to be a lazy Buzzfeed quiz