Gwyneth Paltrow hates being normal almost as much as she hates gluten. (Time)
How much is a passenger worth? Just under $200,000. (Sydney Morning Herald)
You can’t trust the New York Times…again. Thanks, NSA! (Salon)
Are you “unreservedly independent”? Perhaps you’re “bountifully pseudo-coupled.” Maybe even “graciously solitary”! How should you term your relationship? (Slate)
Perfect beautiful sweet angel baby North peed on Kanye. (Huffington Post)
Gwyneth and Chris via Shutterstock.