We're...soulfully semi-coupled.

We’re…soulfully semi-coupled.

Gwyneth Paltrow hates being normal almost as much as she hates gluten. (Time)

How much is a passenger worth? Just under $200,000. (Sydney Morning Herald)

You can’t trust the New York Times…again. Thanks, NSA! (Salon)

Are you “unreservedly independent”? Perhaps you’re “bountifully pseudo-coupled.” Maybe even “graciously solitary”! How should you term your relationship? (Slate)

Perfect beautiful sweet angel baby North peed on Kanye. (Huffington Post)

Gwyneth and Chris via Shutterstock.