21 CommentsWe have for you something special, something dark, and something painful. It is possibly the worst game you will ever play, or at least generally one of the most mediocre. Honestly, it’s just a bunch of random Columbia references on white-square sheets of paper but we appreciate Cards Against Humanity for making it acceptable to so shamelessly compile all the ridiculously inane things we have to deal with here at this fine institution. So…without further ado: Columbia Against Humanity! Expect an expansion pack in the near future.
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21 Comments
@CC09 Why is this not called Cards Against Literature Humanitites?
@Anton “Oral sex” perfectly fits in in 90% of the blanks.
@Sherry J. Wolf This is shameful, offensive and heteronormative. We need to mobilize against such insensitivity in this community. Join me and please file a complaint with the office of multicultural affairs and get this disgusting site shut down!
@needs the word “postcolonialism”
@Anonymous Fantastic!!! But pretty CC-centric..
@lulz ‘Dat passive aggressiveness.
@Jeremy Cohen Mods: you can delete that angry comment… Sorry, I overreacted at first. Cards against Humanity obviously wasn’t our idea in the first place anyway…
@Jeremy Cohen Thanks for crediting us, guys!!
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The Princeton Tiger
http://cardsagainstprinceton.com
@GTFO He doesnt even go here
@ACTUAL PITCH ON SITE Do You Want Social Capital?
Order your own exclusive deck for $13.
ahahahahahaha OH PRINCETON
@Anonymous can someone explain cumdumpsters?
@Alexander Pines google “obamanard.” enjoy, I guess.
@x209 wow “cumdumpsters” actually works for everything
@VIVE LA BWOG you go bwog! love ya!
@Wait How does WikiCU merit a mention? Is it actually a thing? Do people actually use it?
@anon Cards against Columbia makes much more sense.
@Anonymous Pretty sure that you automatically win the round if you get “snow penises”:
The Core teaches a generation of learners about snow penises.
I just wish snow penises would play at Bacchanal.
A single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of snow penises.
The admins are waging a war on snow penises.
Columbia didn’t cancel class even though it was snow penises outside.
@laughed extremely hard @ “St. Augustine’s fucking pear tree”
@Where is Fountain girl?!???
@finally bwog publishes something of worth
@yo this is so fucking good