“Come, [NSOP bracelet], you too must die. Why moan about it so? / Even Patroclus died, a far, far better man than you.” – Homer, The Iliad
If we had done our Iliad reading when we were actually supposed to, maybe we could have found comfort in the wise words of Homer. Instead, we found this abandoned NSOP bracelet.
Besides this lost bracelet that clearly just realized NSOP is over, we have all escaped from that
dreadful wonderful week. Consider it a rite of passage.