Caption contest, anyone?

Does a flamingo hat get you into bars better than a fake?

Second weekend at school and we’ve already got some campus clingers and some city goers amongst us (even if the 1 was shut down this weekend). Columbia students will always find a way… Send along your adventures next weekend wherever they may be to tips@bwog.com.

On-campus hijinks:

  • Classic hipsters: At Postcrypt, it’s full. Organizer says, ‘we made a Facebook event this week, that was a mistake.'”
  • Ominous tip about R.A.’s quotas: “That’s it. I hear they’re getting mad quotas this year, and it’s no stretch of the imagination to figure out which students will be targeted.” 
  • I went to a party/fundraiser for a North Dakota abortion clinic #mylifeisBarnard”
  • “I semi-soberly knocked over a table (with FOUR drinks on it) at the Dam while trying to high five my friend and caused a ruckus.”
  • “The girl who was walking around with her DSLR camera at ADP is named Sandy Kim and she’s a ~~well known~~ photographer. She’s doing an undercover piece for NY Mag. … a few sophomores got her into the party as “‘visual arts major who lives in Nussbaum’.”
  • Do we have a poopetrator on our campus?

"although this specific action wasn't *prohibited*..."

“although this specific action wasn’t *prohibited*…”

Off-campus adventures:

  • Drank some champagne (discreetly) on the High Line followed by going to a show at Upright Citizens Brigade, as classy ladies do.”
  • “Downtown at a speakeasy drinking out of a glass shaped like a MOTHERFUCKING SKULL”
  • “Update on the skull goblet: I may or may not have taken it and now I own a skull goblet. I ate cereal out of it this morning because I love it so much.”
  • “Drank, drank some more, went to the Chromeo concert in Central Park, which was awesome.”
  • “Went to the 9/11 memorial. walked from 96th st. to campus with friend, getting Koronets and a Tom’s milkshake on the way.”