Online publication (8, NYC) seeks Columbia sports fan to conduct interviews with players, explain sports terminology to us, revamp our sports coverage, and to cuddle on cold nights.
Us: Snarky and unable to do much at Homecoming other than get really drunk and disappointed. Favorite things are worshipping PrezBo’s hair, complaining about PrezBo’s policies, and free food. You: Knowledge of all sorts of athletics, excited about the prospect of some of our teams having a good season. Favorite things involve rolling around in the grass scoring 3-pointers, foam fingers, and stadium concessions.
Serious inquires only; we’ve had our hearts broken before. Editors@bwog.com.
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