Your one pie from Koronets will likely last through till summer.

This will be your prize, only 10000 times bigger.

We have a new addition to the Morningside Heights family: Bernheim and Schwartz! Students, eager to experience a new bastion of freedom for their weekend libations, await its call. But that’s the question—what should it be called? Bernheim and Schwartz? Maybe a little cumbersome. We at Bwog want to hear from you. Send us your suggestions. Name this bar. Here’s how it will work:

  1. Send your name idea to or use our anonymous tip form, if you’re feeling frisky.
  2. Submissions will be reviewed by our highly trained and expert bar-naming panel.
  3. The winner will be announced and awarded the unbelievable prize of: 1 sixpack of their choice and a Koronet pizza (so basically, food for the entire semester).

This task will likely be one of the most crucial experiences of your year—nay, your life. Let’s see what you can come up with. Godspeed.

Pizza of Perfection via Shutterstock.