An (alleged Russian) attack against JPMorgan and Chase infiltrated over 83 million American accounts, according to the bank’s latest count. (Time)
For the few people that haven’t heard of Netflix, be warned that Redbox is shutting down its video-streaming service in t-minus two days. (Engadget)
In other F-U Apple related news, Samsung released an ad showing just how durable their Galaxy Note 4 is when put to the test against a butt robot in mom jeans. (Huffington Post)
Despite the iPad being so 2010, Apple is planning a huge event next week for the release of its newest model. (CNN Money)
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