Remember that episode of Parks and Recreation when Leslie makes Tom throw a big party for local business owners in Pawnee so that she can meet with them and try to get their vote? If so, try to remember the guy named Martin Kernston, also known as “The Nipple King,” who was so frugal he cut his own hair.
One of Bwog’s roommates ingeniously pointed out that The Nipple King bares a striking resemblance to our very own PrezBo. Maybe it’s the way that the fragile, translucent hair clumsily falls over their foreheads, or the look of ultimate disgust towards the human race in their eyes. Either way, we’re assuming PrezBo was The Nipple King in a past life.
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@hooray! Participation trophies, all ’round!
@Tangled Like a Vine You can’t win with liberals. If you have servants do everything for you, you think you’re royalty. If you do everything for yourself, you’re a Scrooge who hates humanity. The only way you can with a liberal is if you’re a lazy alpha who sleeps his life away.
@wow You sure showed him.
Or, actually didn’t, but whatever.
The point is, you showed up and had fun. Good JOB!
@wisdom Like my grandfather always said, “if you have fun, you win.”
He was a hell of a garbage man….
@Anonymous they both certainly have hair
@hmm k