Remember that episode of Parks and Recreation when Leslie makes Tom throw a big party for local business owners in Pawnee so that she can meet with them and try to get their vote? If so, try to remember the guy named Martin Kernston, also known as “The Nipple King,” who was so frugal he cut his own hair.

One of Bwog’s roommates ingeniously pointed out that The Nipple King bares a striking resemblance to our very own PrezBo. Maybe it’s the way that the fragile, translucent hair clumsily falls over their foreheads, or the look of ultimate disgust towards the human race in their eyes. Either way, we’re assuming PrezBo was The Nipple King in a past life.