Have you been interested in trying out a course in Clam Engineering for a while? We spotted this course listing on a bulletin board in Wallach. The course, taught by Professors Autumn Plumbo and Blake Cecil and held in the Mollusk Center, offers an “interdisciplinary exploration of subcultural linguistic and narrative formation as mediated by the workings of capitalism.” If you’re interested, make sure to email the professors for approval, and don’t forget to include your mollusk psychiatric history! We will definitely be using Clamato as mixer at our next gathering.

What?

“playtime with sharks” !!!!

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Will definitely be on the final exam