Livebwog got you done worrying about where you’re living? There’s still one last hurdle between you and that cute little photobooth. Bwog’s own Scissor Sisters extraordinaire (no, not the band) bring you what you should sport this housing season. If you’re a fan of this hip and hot style guide, let us know and the comments and we’ll bring you more Fashion Police advice!

DGAF/Butler Camper/Athlete: You’d be surprised by how many people roll into the housing cage in their pajamas/sweaty athletic clothes post-run. If you’re committed to the groutfit look, try more of a normcore approach to your typical sweats and sneakers (don’t forget the gatorade!).

GAF/Vampire: We saw a housing group of two juniors dressed in culottes/all-black, and they described their aesthetic as “vampire chic.” We wish our legs were as skinny as theirs, and our cheekbones as sharp.

Spec: Want to dress like the Most Powerful Man On Campus (excluding PrezBo)? One thing we missed in this Polyvore set: a Bwog sticker.

Bwog: We want you to think we dress like the outfit on the left (only our Internal does), but we usually just end up wearing the same greyscale outfit every day (on the right). Be sure to say hi to us when you leave the cage (and pls bring Cow Tales).