Where is it, though?

Now that school has begun and Butler has resumed its identity as a safe haven for stressed out students, Bwog decided now is the perfect time to interrupt those studies on a Sunday night, in order to bring you the latest in text messaging news on campus. We snuck into Butler to investigate. What we received were a wide variety of responses, from a wide variety of people, from food thieves to fuckbois. 

2nd floor

• “I’ve failed you. But in a lot of ways, I also failed myself. Are you both going to ADP tonight?”
• “OMG hahahahaha. what a turd”
• “Nah i have no time… i’ll probs just bring Tupperware to john jay tbh”
• “hey my roommate is out. wanna sleep over?

3rd floor

• “SHE IS LISTENING TO EVERYTHING WE SAY WHAT DO I DO”
• “Happy national fuckboi day”
• “K. Did you see my Hillel text?”
• “Just #nerdy things”
• “come tonight and cherish in pregame galore!”

4th floor

• “and somehow we’re the real losers.”
• “Wanna smoke now actually… Riverside?”
• “which location of old spice!”
• “Can you sign me in?”

9th floor

• “Well… you know state schools.”
• “Just bumped into my RA and had to physically stop myself from making a comment about the showers.”
• “your eggs are ready”
• “haha and then what?”

Reading rooms & lounges

• “Will you invite Andrew? Watching him be mean will make me happy.”
• “Does anyone have a lighter?”
• “omg this guy behind me reeks of weed.”
• “tfw Princeton considered”

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