Text of tip: “I’m basically a Bwog field reporter already!”
Real people Upperclassmen are back on campus and first-years have survived the insanity of NSOP. Bwog hopes everyone is making it through the first day of classes, but if you barely struggled through, re-live the highs and lows of the long weekend with field notes.
Firsts for non-first-years:
Got thrown up on for the first time of the school year.
Went to a Yankees Game for the first time ever.
Got turned away from the Heights (for the first time).
The woes of move-in:
Spent $400 on an air conditioner that I picked up from Jersey.
Left my corkscrew on a roof.
Accidentally sneaked into the Green Sale and got a piece of art (on canvas and everything!) for $3.
Tried to kiss my former RA
Watched Fiji “bros” almost assault someone over a picture at a hogan party
Stumbled into the wrong room at 4am (sry!) on the way back to my friend’s room from the bathroom
Wild times in the city:
Hit on the 115th halal guy in arabic while wasted…should i go for it?? (i’m serious–he’s cute!)
Went to a bombass party on the roof of the Hotel Empire (it was my Gossip Girl moment)
Lost a twerking contest to a drag queen
Lost a catwalk contest to a drag queen
Got my snap story on the Back To College international story (it got 8 million views)
Verbally berated what we thought were freshmen making out on Amsterdam….they were seniors
bwog doesn't wear white after labor day but that's because bwog is goth and never wears white
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