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Field Notes: Perseverance In The Face Of Sloth Edition

The essence of modern (ex-)love, brought to life by the relentless winds of passion outside

The essence of modern (ex-)love, brought to life by the relentless winds of passion outside

So, Hurricane Joaquin happened. The wind howled, the rain drops fell mercilessly against your window, and you binge-watched the entire first season of How to Get Away with Murder in one and a half days/had a fight with your boyfriend. It’s okay, because other people got up to stuff for you! Enjoy, and email any and all future tips about your week(end) to tips@bwog.com

Can’t Be Stopped By A Hurricane

  • “This is crazy but I just saw a CAR like a sedan pull through Riverside Park near the fountain at the entrance and DRIVE DOWN THE PATH INTO THE PARK!”
  • “Lost my wallet last night when super drunk coming from JJ’s Place. They found it at Butler. I don’t remember going by Butler.”
  • “Got hold of the aux chord at a Vassar party and played The Weeknd. Tried poppers for the first time. Got hypothermia from walking in the rain.”
  • “Went on two runs today. My blood is aliveeeeee.”
  • “Won a wheelbarrow race against drunk actors.”
  • “Had to buy back my roommate’s ID from the bouncer at Cannon’s because my friend got it taken away.”
  • “Having the time of my LIFE at the Ren Faire.”
  • “At Insomnia my friend got 2 cookies for the price of 1.”
  • “I got 3 donuts and a pumpkin spice latte all vegan all for FREE cause they’d just gotten a new card scanner and it didn’t work.”
  • “Asked my suitemate why there’s a bass from Morton Williams in the fridge and he replied : ‘I do all my grocery shopping there.'”
  • “Walking to my sister’s to babysit her kid and a group of Model UN highschoolers were walking behind me. Douche was using phrases like ‘and then she said “point of inquiry”‘ to clearly impress/hook up girl he was talking to. Also they were just so annoying I have no idea what they were doing at 106 and Broadway.”
  • Related: “I saw one guy in a 3-piece suit and I thought he should be somewhere far more exciting if he’s going to look that fancy.”

Relatable

  • “Currently have no heat? There is nowhere to plug in my stupid shitty experimental radiator thing?”
  • “Walked to Morton Williams in my pajamas.”
  • “Carefully crafted a text to get my suitemate to stop smoking weed in the suite and she denied it was her…when it was obviously her.”
  • “My friend was mistaken for me at work and endured some abuse from a wronged EC resident.”
  • “Attempted to schedule a doctors appointment online for today at John Jay medical center. Got the time slot and emailed my professor saying I couldn’t come since class conflicts. Went to accept my time slot and it was already taken.”
  • “I have a #crush on the Hewitt employee who plays nastay uncensored hip hop out of a speaker strapped to his belt leaving a trail of ‘fuck’s and n-words in his wake.”
  • “Also my boyfriend didn’t text me all weekend. Thanks, boyfriend.”
  • “Suffering through P-chem lab. No one should have to take this class srsly.”
  • “Witnessed an old man literally trip and crack his head open in front of Insomnia Cookies, 2:30 am, Saturday. Wanted to help but wanted to finish my cookie while it was warm………………….”

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