"Jahn Fucking Teller"

“Jahn Fucking Teller”

We found a desolate, nameless Inorganic Chemistry notebook in 340 Havemeyer today, apparently abandoned by its owner in a fit of rage and/or self-disgust. We know midterms and finals are killing you, but don’t take it out on your notebook! Pick it up by emailing us at tips@bwog.com, and we will probably get back to you.

As an aside, we believe in you, owner. You’ve apparently mastered “Jahn Fucking Teller” (we looked up the Wikipedia article and are hopelessly confused), so we can tell you have a lot of potential as a human being. Don’t give up!