He's got a story to tell...

He’s got a story to tell…

Ever wondered how your CC prof would answer Bwog’s infamous oral sex vs. cheese question? Yes, you have. Don’t lie to us. Luckily, now is your chance to get some answers of your own!

Nominate your professor(s) for an Actual Wisdom by submitting a short description of what makes them so darn interesting to tips@bwog.com. We promise that graduating seniors aren’t the only ones around here who have ~seen things~.

Romantic and otherwise ulterior motives for nominating a professor are openly encouraged. Unfortunately, you cannot nominate your hot TA, so you’ll have to take those sexual fantasies elsewhere.

Note: nominations can be submitted anonymously, so there’s no reason for you not to gush about your profs.

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