Are you real enough for them? (Sarah – L, Abina – R)

Name, Year, School, Major: Sarah, 2019, Barnard, Undeclared

Preference: Gender is a social construct hahahah!

Hometown: Newton, MA

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: JP Licks in any suburban Boston community

What redeems you as a human being? I have a bottle of Percocet from my wisdom teeth surgery.

Library room of choice: Butler 604 (Papyrology, Epigraphy, and Paleology Reading Room)

Beverage of choice: The Hangover smoothie at Nuss

Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest) All of them!

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? The 17th Floor

Historical Hottie: William James

Name, Year, School, Major: Abina, 2019, Barnard, Undeclared

Preference: girl for guy

Hometown: Cambridge, MA

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Tom’s milkshakes and chill

What redeems you as a human being? Surviving the April 2015 earthquake in Kathmandu

Library room of choice: Butler 202 (Rosencrantz [spelling?] reading room)

Beverage of choice: Chai… like actual chai from India or made by Indians

Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest) Tinder, Bumble

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Clubbing or smoking that loud

Historical Hottie: Che Guevara