A problematic fave

You’ve been hoping, wishing, dreaming of this for so long. It feels as though time has moved at a glacial pace until this point. But now, in the lulls in conversations, in the seconds of silence, in the moments before you fall asleep. You hear him: James Franco. His voice rises from somewhere deep within you, and before you know it, your mouth is forming the words. “SPRINGGGG BREEEEEEAAAAKKKK.”

That’s right – it’s almost here! We have just one more week to get through, then it’s off to wherever the f**k you go. Whether you’re taking a quick trip to Miami Beach, or going home to see family, or chilling on campus, we can all agree: It’s time for a break. But before you go, we have one more meeting! Come to Lerner 505 tonight at 7pm to talk pitches, tips, and upcoming events. This is your last chance before everyone goes their separate ways for a whole 9 days!

What a time to be alive via Lucie Nováčková/Wikimedia Commons