Sour, not salty

Sour, not salty

Moved to ecstasy by his adoration for Bruce Springsteen, corrupt and buffoon-like NJ Governor Chris Christie busted a few moves at a recent concert. The air drums and air guitar are the least of it. (Time)

If you’re white, bearded, and skinny: watch out! Shia LaBeouf hunters are on the loose, and attacked one New York man for looking too much like the transformative star. The victim speculated about the attacker’s motive: “He must have did something so mean. Did he steal his girlfriend? Did he just see his last performance art piece?” (The Hollywood Reporter)

We bet you’re sick of hearing about it by now, but both Rachel Roy and Rita Ora have denied being “Becky with the good hair,” Beyoncé’s lyrical reference to her husband’s sidechick. Today, we feel like all the people mentioned fall into one category or another of “Becky”. (Vanity Fair)

The realest Becky of them all, Donald Trump, swept all five of last night’s Republican primaries in Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. Hillary Clinton won all the states except for Rhode Island. (Los Angeles Times)