We know more than half of y’all are probably sitting back, drinking cocktails, laughing at the first years who have to suffer the tortures and stresses of housing. Okay, maybe you’re more likely to be sitting hunched over, drinking multiple cups of coffee, scribbling away at some problem set. But even if you never set foot in John Jay after opting out of a dining plan in the hopes of building some household independence, there’s still housing going on. And through the thick and thin, the windowed Nussbaum suites and the shafted McBain doubles, we’ll be here. Good luck!