Today is the last day to battle your housing-related fears in The Cage, so make the most of it. To unlucky sophomores: pick up some candy, take a photo against the backdrop, and let the sweet words of housing staff convince you to abandon the strategy you’ve crafted over the past two weeks. Try out meditation or yoga to deal with the anxiety of getting shafted—maybe it won’t be that bad. And remember, everyone in this school has at some point felt like an unbearably unlucky sophomore. Let that reassure you, if nothing else, and good luck! Your best chance might just be to keep up with our liveblog and updated doc.