0 CommentsYou might be done with your finals (as previously stated, just crawl into your big blue bin and roll down Broadway, lucky person), but your room is still a monumental mess jam-packed with memorabilia and nonsense documenting your past year at Columbia. What treasures will you find as you comb through your notes and throw out month-old orange shells that are inexplicably under your bed?
#minimalist #lonelyaf #thirsty4u
Organic
- “A pretty much empty bottle of alcohol that you bought for a dorm party during NSOP and then hid way too well out of fear of expulsion for illicit substances.”
- “Three half-used containers of DayQuil.”
- “Extra vibrator.”
- “Your roommate’s dead goldfish!”
Dorm Decor
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- where’s the real pigeon man, though?
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- Roses your mom got you for Valentine’s Day
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- This isn’t on the syllabus anymore but you thought you would read it……
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- past expiry
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- You wanted to put these up in your carman double but then you realized you live in carman
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- To be or not to be…
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- Laundry from two weeks ago you have yet to take out of the hamper
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- Your life motto, rediscovered
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- Submitted by a male Bwogger
- “A cute set of postcards that you bought at some indie bookstore and totally planned on hanging on ur wall but somehow never got around to it.”
- “The Gamecube you never bothered to unpack.”
- “Absentee voter’s ballot.”
- “Unloved shoes & clothes stuffed way back in closet/drawers I forgot I had/got too small/no longer my style.”
Recreational
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- We’ve never actually used this
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- Free stress balls
Nostalgia
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- Laundry cards as expired as your will to finish this paper
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- Mother’s Day cards you never unwrapped, much less sent
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- Fake Bacchanal bracelet (but what’s real?)
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- Your NSOP badge :(((
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- More NSOP related nostalgia, this time signed
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- Candles from a first-year ceremony
- “Your “StepUp!” T shirt from the NSOP SVR presentation.”
- “Glowstick necklaces and bracelets given to you during NSOP, which have since lost their glow, much their owner.”
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