Connect with us

All Articles

Things You Find While Packing

You might be done with your finals (as previously stated, just crawl into your big blue bin and roll down Broadway, lucky person), but your room is still a monumental mess jam-packed with memorabilia and nonsense documenting your past year at Columbia. What treasures will you find as you comb through your notes and throw out month-old orange shells that are inexplicably under your bed?

#minimalist #lonelyaf #thirsty4u

#minimalist #lonelyaf #thirsty4u


  • “A pretty much empty bottle of alcohol that you bought for a dorm party during NSOP and then hid way too well out of fear of expulsion for illicit substances.”
  • “Three half-used containers of DayQuil.”
  • “Extra vibrator.”
  • “Your roommate’s dead goldfish!”

Dorm Decor

  • “A cute set of postcards that you bought at some indie bookstore and totally planned on hanging on ur wall but somehow never got around to it.”
  • “The Gamecube you never bothered to unpack.”
  • “Absentee voter’s ballot.”
  • “Unloved shoes & clothes stuffed way back in closet/drawers I forgot I had/got too small/no longer my style.”





  • “Your “StepUp!” T shirt from the NSOP SVR presentation.”
  • “Glowstick necklaces and bracelets given to you during NSOP, which have since lost their glow, much their owner.”



Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.



Have Your Say

Should you drop that class?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Recent Comments

Trump wears orange face everyday. (read more)
Bwoglines: Justin Trudeau Actually Really Sucks Edition
September 21, 2019
This is how old women comment on facebook. (read more)
Ten Things You’ll Stare At In Morton Williams At 1:34 AM But Not Buy
September 21, 2019
Great nuggets of information!! Thanks. And I think we even get a bit of fummer in sunny Florida - although (read more)
Bwoglines: The September Equinox Is Approaching Faster Than Your Annual Cold
September 21, 2019
The right is going to win in Canada. God Bless nationalism and God Bless traditionalism. (read more)
Bwoglines: Justin Trudeau Actually Really Sucks Edition
September 21, 2019