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Only one more day to claim your valentines, Columbia! That’s right. It’s February 13th. And if you’re still desperate for a date tomorrow night, you’ve come to the ideal one stop shop. These two fellas are funny, kind, and oh so sexy. Hit us up at tips@bwog.com and we can set you up.

Name, Year, School, Major: Omar, 2020, SEAS, BME

Preference: guys

Hometown: Fayetteville, AR

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: person is boring

What redeems you as a human being? I’m vegan

Library room of choice: NoCo

Beverage of choice: Beets Bloody Mary from By Chloe

Which dating apps have you been active on? Tinder

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? 👀

Historical Hottie: ¿

Is that red velvet?

Name, Year, School, Major: John Avendano, Columbia College Class of 2018, Psychology (Pre-med)

Preference: I like girls

Hometown: Colts Neck, New Jersey

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: She doesn’t believe in Santa

What redeems you as a human being? I recently learned how to dab

Library room of choice: Whichever one I can send the most timestamped Snaps from about how much work I do in Butler

Beverage of choice: Virgin Piña Coladas

Which dating apps have you been active on? Sizzl. Look it up.

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?

You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
“I got me some bathing apes”

Historical Hottie: Amelia Earhart

Photos via Omar and John