Connect with us

All Articles

We Know Your Professors Have Said Some Weird Shit

Panicked? Tired? We get it.

It’s the end of the semester, and everyone’s getting tired. We’re tired, the dogs who sometimes meander across Low are tired, even Prezbo’s weather machine is tired (of making it look as though summer has come early for Days on Campus). But few people are more tired than our professors, who have had to give lectures, grade papers, and put up with our bullshit for the entire semester.

As our professors get more tired, we know they’re going to slip up. Maybe they’ll switch their lecture notes and their grocery list, or tell a wild story about their time studying abroad in Amsterdam (the city, not the street), or answer a phonecall from a pornographic film producer in the middle of class. Whatever happens, we want to hear about it.

Send your professor’s weird shit (a.k.a. closing remarks) to by 11:59 pm next Monday, May 1. You can also send them through our anonymous form, or leave them in the comments on this post. It’d be helpful if you could include your professor’s name and the name of your class, if possible.

Write a comment

Your email address will not be published.


Have Your Say

What should Bwog's new tagline be?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Recent Comments

They did Barnard yesterday. But to be fair, this is a Columbia College publication as is Spectator. Most clubs (read more)
Columbia Announces Reopening Plans For 2020-2021 Year
July 9, 2020
:) you're a shining star!!!!! (read more)
Senior Wisdom: Rania Siddique
July 8, 2020
The other deans also sent emails, but guess y'all will just ignore those because y'all think CC is the only (read more)
Columbia Announces Reopening Plans For 2020-2021 Year
July 8, 2020
did you ever get it? :( (read more)
Fake It Till You Make It
July 8, 2020

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
  • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
  • Hate speech
  • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
  • Personal information about an individual
  • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
  • Spam or self-promotion
  • Copyright infringement
  • Libel