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Did We Mention That Bagel Is Twenty?

Most bagels, when they turn twenty years old, grow stale and moldy, but not this one. Our own bagel is twenty years old and beautiful and thriving. She is a beautiful bagel and a perfect bagel in chief. Here is photographic evidence of her thriving. I found every single picture on my phone and computer that I could in my exhausted state. This is my favorite bagel and also my favorite titty. By my, I mean Bwog’s. Please wish her a happy birthday by texting her, messaging her, commenting, emailing tips@bwog.com, amara@bwog.com, editor@bwog.com, etc. Happy birthday, Amara! We Love You!!!

 

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8 Comments

  • hard hitting journalism buff says:

    @hard hitting journalism buff is this journalism

  • ximena says:

    @ximena youngweon wat kinda repportin is this

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous It’s really spelled “Baked Hole”, Bagel is just Brooklynese

  • a loving bread connoisseur says:

    @a loving bread connoisseur bagels fuckin rule. i luv u guys

  • bagel in question says:

    @bagel in question thx guys ;’)

  • Joe Milholland says:

    @Joe Milholland Happy Birthday Amara!

    Bwog has A+ recently.

    1. Joe Milholland says:

      @Joe Milholland *has been A+ recently.

  • sarah dahl says:

    @sarah dahl Love u guys

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