Most bagels, when they turn twenty years old, grow stale and moldy, but not this one. Our own bagel is twenty years old and beautiful and thriving. She is a beautiful bagel and a perfect bagel in chief. Here is photographic evidence of her thriving. I found every single picture on my phone and computer that I could in my exhausted state. This is my favorite bagel and also my favorite titty. By my, I mean Bwog’s. Please wish her a happy birthday by texting her, messaging her, commenting, emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, etc. Happy birthday, Amara! We Love You!!!
This is from our party at Alma Bwogger’s suite
This is also from our party at Alma Bwogger’s suite
This picture is from Christmas 2016 right before we went on a trip down Amsterdam Avenue after a party at Alma Bwogger’s suite
This is from the evening when Bagel In Chief fed Deputy Editor Youngweon gluten-free lentil pasta and fried tofu and like two whole broccolis
This is from when Bagel In Chief brought an entire pineapple to meeting
I don’t know what this caption means but we are beautiful
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