Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

“If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” My response is, “Yeah, I would if I could.”

Columbia has gone sour. 

I had to tell someone. 

Um…apparently Minority Leader of the United States Senate Addison Mitchell McConnell III is becoming the new President of Columbia? 

A horsefly entered my room. I decided to interview him for the student news publication I write for. Here’s what happened.

When is Columbia adding a FilmHum class?

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

Welcome to the Lime Lips Renaissance.

Ugh, homework.

*One night

Bwog’s journalists interview the JJ’s Milkshake Machine on its first night back after a heart-wrenching absence.

An objective assessment of various groups of three at Columbia.

Bwog’s stellar journalists have recently tracked down the missing JJ’s Milkshake Machine after its tragic disappearance.  The Machine requests that the location of its discovery be kept confidential. Little is known about the Machine, apart from its gritty, beat-up appearance and thick, almost incomprehensible Jersey accent. The Machine’s pronouns are he/they.  Below is a transcript […]