It may be getting colder, but Columbia students still find time to do crazy things! Send in your field notes to tips@bwog.com for a feature.
Drinking/Bar Adventures:
- Threw an Earth, Wind, & Fire-themed party on September 21st. Five drinks in, read my two-page music hum essay on “September” to everyone.
- Almost burst into tears when the bouncer at a work party tried to card me (and he let me in).
- Walked into 1020, heard a Kid Rock song playing, and promptly walked out.
- Told myself on Thursday afternoon I wouldn’t drink any liquor; spent Thursday night drinking homemade mojitos before making my way to Mel’s for Cape Codders.
- got blackout drunk, woke up the next day and found out that two of my floormates decided it was a good idea to fuck…lol @ the next 8 months.
- Witnessed a first year trying to bribe the 1020 bouncer with a crisp $20 bill.
Tinder Adventures:
- went to Sig Nu darty instead of going on a wholesome Tinder date then proceeded to read 3 books of the Odyssey still drunk.
- matched with a girl on tinder that looks eerily similar to my ex.
- got into a long conversation with someone on tinder about mystical realms.
- Ran into someone I matched on tinder at JJs.
Food Adventures:
- Found out that Trader Joe’s has FROZEN CHOCOLATE-COVERED STRAWBERRIES (while high) which improved my entire weekend.
- Went to Crif Dogs for the first time and ate my weight in cheese fries.
- Marked off lots of restaurants on my bucket list and validated my spending as “self-care.”
- Ate Chick-fil-a for the first time in a month.
- Went to Soho and spent all my money so now I’m living off a stick of cheese
- Traveled an hour for tacos.
- Almost set the microwave on fire while making Easy-Mac, called my RA and the RA on duty in a panic but they said it was fine.
- Cooked possibly the greatest meal I’ve ever created: pan-seared steak with a red wine pan sauce and roasted potatoes and Brussels sprouts.
Wholesome Adventures:
- Went on a Duane Reade date with my roommate.
- Walked down by the water with my boyfriend in Williamsburg. It was cute and romantic as fuck.
- Got a new tattoo/tattoos!
- Bumped into Cornel West (or his doppelgänger) at 116th
- Went home to Philadelphia and took a 12-hour nap with my chihuahua.
Photo via TimeOut
4 Comments
@Bwog is so-o-o grown-up. And cool. OK, we get it: You’re grown-up. You’re SO-O-O grown-up. And cool. Could we maybe have a couple of days without a mention of drinking (and smoking)? Really. We promise we won’t think you’re still a bunch of middle school nerds.
@Anonymous Back to Spec with you
@Over the weekend Brett Kavanaugh grabbed my butt.
@virgin lord impossible he’s never had sex