Field Notes: To Those Who Abstain, And To Those That Don’t Edition
By Bwog Staff on
Feb 11, 20190 Comments
If you did some regrettable things under the influence recently, you may relate to some of the highlights of Bwog’s weekend. However, if you’re not a bibulous person, you can also read some of the cultured things Bwog did this weekend. To be featured, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
BYOC (Bring Your Own Cups)
Bwog Has Regrets, Or Gets Under The Influence… Or Both.
Broke their phone in the shower.
Got too drunk and woke up in the wrong building (but fully clothed!)
Hid bottles of lemon and lime juice in someone’s pillowcase.
Found bottles of lemon and lime juice in their pillowcase.
Didn’t get drunk enough.
Made eye contact with an ex-hookup as he grinded on another girl at a party.
Broke their dab pen.
Cried. A lot.
Bwog Shows Their Social Side By Attending Cool Parties.
Knit in the corner at a party, then proceeded to leave within an hour of it starting.
Showed up fully clothed to a lingerie party.
Got kicked out of a lingerie party for [redacted] reasons.
Hosted a “Phantom Thread” watch party.
Bwog Gets Cultured.
Made watching John Wick 2 on the ceiling possible thanks to a projector from IMATS.
Saw Galactic at Brooklyn Steel.
Went to two (2) different art museums, including the Frick.
Had a three-course meal at a Michelin-rated restaurant for less than 40 dollars.
Involuntarily enjoyed Ariana Grande’s new album.
Met one of their favorite singers, Dounia.
Who makes them? Why are they always red? Who decided to make red solo cups?
can we talk about how funny the name frick is? reminds me of sammysonicfan aka viral youtuber child who screams safe variants of curse words
columbia so small i be running into my ex-hookup too often
lemon juice: yellow and quaint
lime juice: underrated and unique
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LOL this is so thoughtful and well-written!!! glad you wrote this